Muscle Weighs More Than Fat… Or It Could Be P**p! Funny T-Shirt
Muscle Weighs More Than Fat… Or It Could Be P**p! Funny T-Shirt
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Maybe it’s muscle. Maybe it’s progress. Or maybe… you just need to poop. 💩
The “Muscle Weighs More Than Fat… Or It Could Be Poop!” tee brings a little reality to the scale with a retro cartoon design and a punchline anyone who’s ever questioned a few mysterious pounds can appreciate.
Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, weightlifters, dads, bathroom-humor fans, or anyone who refuses to take the scale—or themselves—too seriously.
Wear it to the gym, wear it on cheat day, or wear it while confidently explaining that the extra three pounds are definitely muscle.
Brian Adkins Creates — seriously funny stuff for seriously unserious people.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Materials
Materials
Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with soft, garment-dyed fabric. The heavyweight 6.1 oz material is pre-shrunk and designed with a comfortable, relaxed unisex fit.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Each shirt is made to order. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times are provided during checkout. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us promptly so we can make it right. Please review our Refund Policy for complete return and exchange information.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit, or size up for a looser, oversized look. Please check the available size options before ordering.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.
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